Hey Look, Chrissy Teigen Put Her Nipple On Instagram

Click for cool-girl Chrissy’s nipple

 

Guess what? That’s the entire blog. Chrissy Teigen put her nipple on Instagram. And guess what will happen now? They are going to take it down because they have a strict no-nipple policy, and then she will launch into a rant about feminism and freeing the nips and all that fun stuff. And then she’ll fake laugh at a bad joke on an awards show and all will be right in the world again. But for now, I guess enjoy the nip?